COW IN THE RAIN
Bloody October
fuckin wet
what’s a poor cow to do?
Pleasant morning in the barn.
Chewing cud
Contemplating.
Then that bloke came along
Started pulling at my tits!
Fuckin liberty
I mean, what gives him the right?
Decent chap enough
Said Hello Daisy
Who’s a Beautiful Old Cow
Which I took as a compliment
Even though my name is Ermintrude.
Then he put me out to pasture
In a field covered in shit
Typical male
Warm in the sun I admit
But now
This!
Cold wet stuff.
OH BUGGER
ALINE WAITES © may 2006
updated 1st October 2016
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